{"id":202956,"date":"2017-08-30T15:27:00","date_gmt":"2017-08-30T15:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rnoticias.com.mx\/Portal\/2017\/08\/30\/despues-del-sexo-se-me-antoja\/"},"modified":"2017-08-30T15:27:00","modified_gmt":"2017-08-30T15:27:00","slug":"despues-del-sexo-se-me-antoja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rnoticias.com.mx\/Portal\/2017\/08\/30\/despues-del-sexo-se-me-antoja\/","title":{"rendered":"DESPUES DEL SEXO SE ME ANTOJA!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"margin: 0px;padding: 0px 0px 30px;border: 0px;font-size: 20px;vertical-align: baseline\">10. Quedarme otro rato, pero luego recuerdo que es por hora.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px;padding: 0px 0px 30px;border: 0px;font-size: 20px;vertical-align: baseline\">9. Llamarle a mi novia para decirle que estoy en una junta&#8230; de ombligos.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px;padding: 0px 0px 30px;border: 0px;font-size: 20px;vertical-align: baseline\">8. Poner un recordatorio: &#8220;Debo pagar impuestos a tiempo&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px;padding: 0px 0px 30px;border: 0px;font-size: 20px;vertical-align: baseline\">7. Quitarte la mordaza para escuchar una segunda opini&oacute;n.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px;padding: 0px 0px 30px;border: 0px;font-size: 20px;vertical-align: baseline\">6. Preguntarle si va a pedir taxi o si la va a recoger su novio.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px;padding: 0px 0px 30px;border: 0px;font-size: 20px;vertical-align: baseline\">5. &iexcl;Ves! &iexcl;No pasa nada compadre!<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px;padding: 0px 0px 30px;border: 0px;font-size: 20px;vertical-align: baseline\">4. Irme a zumba&#8230; a zumbarme a tu hermana.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px;padding: 0px 0px 30px;border: 0px;font-size: 20px;vertical-align: baseline\">3. Que cuando termines me tapes para que no me enferme.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px;padding: 0px 0px 30px;border: 0px;font-size: 20px;vertical-align: baseline\">2. Decirte en voz baja: &#8220;A como te gusta la ver&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px;padding: 0px 0px 30px;border: 0px;font-size: 20px;vertical-align: baseline\">1. Darle un premio porque no se quej&oacute;&#8230; a Firulais.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> DESPUES DEL SEXO SE ME ANTOJA&Atilde;&cent;&Acirc;\u0080&Acirc;&brvbar;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":202957,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[336],"tags":[2418],"class_list":["post-202956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-curiosidades","tag-sexo"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/rnoticias.com.mx\/Portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/1504132790_sexualidad.jpg","amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rnoticias.com.mx\/Portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rnoticias.com.mx\/Portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rnoticias.com.mx\/Portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rnoticias.com.mx\/Portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rnoticias.com.mx\/Portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=202956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rnoticias.com.mx\/Portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202956\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rnoticias.com.mx\/Portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/202957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rnoticias.com.mx\/Portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=202956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rnoticias.com.mx\/Portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=202956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rnoticias.com.mx\/Portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=202956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}